The name couldn't be more descriptive: Beets. Bring one of these adorable pre-packaged snack trays to lunch and you'll score a win for good digestive health. Sadly, you'll score a loss for good bone and tissue health as your ensuing bruises age to match these little beating catalysts.
One great advantage to the natural purple coloring is when people react to your adjusted dental work, you can ease their concerns by slurring "Don't worry, it's just the color from the beets I had for lunch." 'Course, no one will believe you because as soon as you tell them you had beets for lunch they will be required to hit you as well.
Cheddar cubes and crackers are included. Bon appétit!