Blender’s 25 Greatest Wusses

 All that screaming and toughness are merely a wall. A big wall to hold in all those tender emotions.

All that screaming and toughness are merely a wall. A big wall to hold in all those tender emotions.

This has been around a while, but it's worth a review: Blender Magazine has defined the top 25 Wusses of all time (within music). Give it a read here.

Now some of you may recognize the image to the left as that of Metallica’s James Hetfield (they came in at No. 8). Some may think he and the band are quite the bad mofo’s. Blender views them a bit differently, and so do we, wusses through and through. And-ah poor-ah mister-ah Hetfield-ah can't-ah sing without-ah the-ah “ah” sound at the end of every sentence-ah. “How’s your big number eight crown king nothing-ah?!”

The bigger issue: they project a mighty, mighty tough in our nighty image, but man, seen their documentary? C’mon guys, let’s be honest. The music sounds tough, but that’s a pretty thin veneer. Oh, look, now we’ve gone and hurt some feelings. Sorry.