Anybody seen my inhaler?

– 4.8 oz. 100% cotton
– White and runny-nose green on over-dyed denim blue

From the same cloth supplier as our Wussola State. Your big wuss shirt will arrive feeling like you just pulled it from the dryer. Wait, like your mom just pulled it from the dryer. Sorry. The immortal phrase "Anybody seen my inhaler?" is gently scribed below the logo.