A Wuss conference

 Maybe these should be worn all the time? Never know when you'll fall into a drainage ditch.

Maybe these should be worn all the time? Never know when you'll fall into a drainage ditch.

Did you know there is an actual organization known as Wuss? It's the Western Users of SAS Software. Amazing. They have sponsors and everything! Their conference is this November in beautiful Las Vegas. I wonder if other software groups show up and pick on them.

Everyone should get tickets and go! Then stand around and ask "So, what's SAS Software?" Then go hit the slots, enjoy a buffet or two and go back to the hotel for a nice swim. With princess arm-floaties of course.